zoid.

zoid.


birdsong apache.

birdsong apache.


do you ever look at your facebook pictures like wow i love my life haha


bouta get wild on some lavender

bouta get wild on some lavender


so like 3 months ago I bought a dozen condoms trying to be all proactive and safe and shit and then I feel like I got fat and boys talk to me all the time but I can never tell if they’re just being cool b/c I have tons of friends-who-are-boys but then I’m like waaaait you just said you like legs and ass and lbh I don’t have the tits so waaait ok so like do condoms expire is what I’m getting at b/c this boy bouta get it in


so I’m pickin up the brat I watch from school and i get here early and this middle aged dad sees what I think is his lil obvs dorky son playin w/ a ball and the fourpost spout thing by himself so he grabs a football and starts playin catch w/ the kid and then his real kid comes out and they leave and the lil boy watches them go and halfheartedly goes back to the post and Im just like aww children youre sticky go away


people walkin around w/ highly visible unfinished tattoos lookin all crusty like ew brah is that half a nautical star or a skin condition


am i the only one who conditions my pubes or


i made a to-do list today called “do it before it smells”